Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their dads. The first boy says, "My Dad writes a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "Oh yeah? My Dad writes a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "Well, my Dad writess a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon…and it takes four people to collect all the money!"
