A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see


a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women


Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they


decide to go in.






The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them


how it works, "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor,


and once you find what you are looking for, you can


stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has


signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once


you leave a floor, you can't return to it."






The women talk it over and decide to go for it. They


start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads




"All the men here are horrible lovers, but


they are sensitive and kind". The friends laugh and


without hesitation move on to the next floor.






The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here


are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women


badly". This wasn't going to do, so again they head


for the stairs.






The friends move up to the Third floor where the


sign read "All the men here are great lovers and


sensitive to the needs of women." This was good


but there were still two more floors...






So on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect.




"All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive


and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are


also single, rich and straight."




The women seemed pleased but they decide that they


would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer


before they settle for the fourth.






When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a


sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor


was built only to prove that there is simply no way to


please a woman."