hejola reprot for 06242008
Body: Hejola report for 06242008.


Cchwnn.


Kingsville, tx.

Como estan mi raza, I am bill diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news:
Barrio Housekeeper sues la commadre.


Big city primos visit the barrio primo’s farm.


And finally barrio groceries still accepting trading stamps.


El barrio go and stop have just announced that they will be accepting trading stamps that you might still have around the house. The only stamps that they will be accepting are texas gold stamps and s&h green stamps and can be traded in for food and soft drinks.


This past weekend we were told que los primos de Javier and Julia garcia came down from Houston. It is very rare que estos primos ever visit us here at our barrio farm. Well la prima de houston, who by the way has never visited a farm, took a walk down the farm and came back and asked el farm primo chingos de questions. One of them was she asked el primo to come with her cause she wanted to know why not all the cows didn’t have horns. El primo told la city prima that was because that animal was a horse.


The new housekeeper, que el compadre, ben torres, hired for la commadre wasn’t nothing like mary poppins, instead was more la witch from sunny brooks farm. The only umbrella la commadre said que esta witch had was the one she trip over and fell down the stairs, breaking a hip, two ribs and a busted knee. The housekeeper plans on sueing them.


Well there you have it folks, time to get back on the saddle and wait for that call from tejano roots, this could be our year.