Howdy hejola report for 05202008.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Howdy partner, its me country pancho we you all’s award winning headline barrio news:
Home made lie detector tells the truth.
Compadre Javier Zamora kills la commadre.
And finally, barrio leaders passed a ban on nuclear weapons.
Yesterday afternoon at a our barrio leaders meeting, the goup decided to pass a ban on any nuclear weapons, by setting a $50.00 fine for anyone in the hood having one on our side of the tracks.
It seems que el compadre Javier Zamora couldn’t do anything right this pass weekend, never less find a job, que he sat in kitchen, with his 22 automatic gun in his hand threatening to kill himself. His wife, margarita Hinojosa pleaded for him no to do it and to think about all the good times they have had, que after an hour he broke down into tears and felt sorry for what he was doing que he threw the gun on the floor, which accidently went off and killed la commadre. El compadre is waiting for trail this week. He is being charged con murder. Pesses hejola.
In other news, El compadre Enrique Hawkins, was being interrogated as a suspect for stealing twenty chickens, ten ducks, and a handful of fresh eggs from la familia gonzales backyard hen house. El constable placed a home made metal colander on his head and acted as it was connected to a small photocopier machine. Now the pre copied messages was “he lying” was placed in the copier and every time the constable thought wasn’t telling the truth, he would press that special button, the copier would display “ he lying”. Bueno el compadre believing que the lie detector was telling the truth, que he confessed to the above crimes. Chinga.
Well there you have it folks, counting down towards tejano roots, it could be our year.