Hejola report for 05122008.
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Kingsville, TX. Once again I am bill Diaz con today barrio headline news. Well it’s like every year mothers brings the best of everyone. Yea. Now for barrio headline news:
Barrio 811 emergency calls place on hold.
22 arrested yesterday mothers’ fest.
Two ways to love your mother.
Well base on a mothers day survey we took there are only two way.
Base on the results of our mothers day survey, it seems there are only two ways to really love your mother, either by visiting here for several hours or giving her ten bucks an stay for ten minutes, that was the results of this study. Oh yea after we interviews ten barrio members, we determined que this two finds were very important to many.
Well if you though that mother’s day are a day to love and treasure here well your freaking wrong. Out of the 22 arrests made yesterday 15 were mothers who took it on their own to start **** all over. From fighting at a backyard barbeque to breaking window at the local bar, that is what el constable cadena told us yesterday. Oh yea it was a better year this year compared to other years where mothers for some reason or another took their frustrations out.
And finally, It seems that if you would have had an emergency and called the barrio emergency call hotline this passed mother’s day, you would have put on hold due to all el pedo going on in the hood. It seems que so much **** was going on que all lines were busy for at least 3 hours, starting around 6pm to around 1159 pm, based on la commadre who is in charge of this services. She told us que it seemed que someone opened the flood gates.
Well there you have it for today, counting down towards tejano roots, this could be our year.