May 7, 2008 3:10 PM
Subject: westside warrior news network news for 05082008
Body: Westside warrior news network for 05082008.


Cchwnn.


Kingsville, tx.

Hello folks I am lewis mojo lewis with this weeks wwnn barrio headline news:
Minster fired from his barrio parish,
Vato in the hood arrested for trying to pass two seven dollar counterfeit bills.


And finally, a big accident turned out to be just a little one.


It seems que the only barrio bus carrying three barrio members was hit by a passing city truck, on our side of the tracks late yesterday afternoon, but by the time que el constable cadena and his staff got there, twenty-two barrio members who noticed the accident boarded the barrio bus and began to complain of whiplash, and other minor injuries that they had accured. Charges will be filed against all twenty-two folks on bull ****.


In other news, it seems que bill joe morena Rubio really didn’t learn how to count when he was in school but did learn a trade, that was how to make counterfeit bills. The only problem was that he printed a bunch of seven dollar bills and tried to pass then out at the local bingo house and at the bariio go and shop store. The owners of both places called el constable an mention que bill joe was going around town pass this bad bills. Once el constable obtain a search warrant, it was discovered que bill joe had been making this fake bills and had another batch ready for circulation, but this were nine dollar bills. Charges will be filed.


Yesterday word got out that el minster Jo Ho Moe, minster of the only African American church on our side was fired from his position as minster. It seem que esta vato told his member that there were lots of sinner on this side of the tracks and he mention that if he couldn’t lower heaven, than he was going to try and raise hell. Many of the members of his church found it offensive and decided to run his fat ass off.


Ok we are counting down towards tejano roots , this could be our year.