Westside warrior news network for 02282008.
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Kingsville, tx. Hello brothers and some sisters, am the man con the hoes, lewis mojo lewis with todays award winning headline news:
Two old ladies kick vatos’ ass.
Barrio day is coming.
And finally crack down in the hood continues.
Yesterday afternoon el constable y su barrio task force 666 raided la casa Martinez where they had several red liner gambling machines inside their garage. Ten people were arrested for illegal gambling and betting. He also charged several youth men for fighting parrots and ducks. This men are going to hell says el constable the way they had been treating this poor little animals. All were taken to jail for exception of the parrots and the ducks. More details will be provided concerning this matter.
The fathers and mother leaders of our side of the hood had planned a barrio day scheduled for cinco de mayo. The barrio day will include activities such as not doing a dang thing all day, sitting around watching baseball and drinking beer all day, and don’t even have to shower or bath all day, so make plans for this very exciting day.
It seemed que it wasn’t jose and ponchos day yesterday when they tired to pick two elder women purses. The only problem was que this two old ladies were ex judos instructors. The two vato’s suffered several broken bones and a two black eyes. Once the constable got there both guys were sitting in the corner , in a time out mold. Both were arrested and taken to jail. No charges will be file against the two old ladies. At least not yet.
Well folks there you have it from the dark side of town. I am lewis mojo lewis, have a great tejano day..