Hejola report for 01072008. Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx. Hello again I am bill diaz con todays award winning barrio headline news. Wow what a weekend, anyhow lets get to our news;
< and finally barrio elections are coming.
The date has been set for this years barrio internet election. The following position will be available for anyone interested in hold this elected positons:
Constable for pct. One.
Justice of the peace pct. One.
And two (2) positions Westside representatives.
If anyone is interested please submit your name to cchwnn@netscape.net. The election will be held on Feb 1, 2008. It seemed que la comadre never really got it right when she passed her driver test a few weeks ago. The only problem she really had was the turning signal. It seems que this problem caused her to have a terrible wreck this weekend at the corner of third and wells. Base on the constable and eye witness report que la comadre had her right blinker on to make a right turn and had her haft hand sticking out to make a left turn which she actually did, causing a three car pileup. Thank god that the only serious injuired was la comader.
Regardless of how much safety stuff one wears while riding your bicycle you just never never really know when someone is going run over your ass. Well that’s the case con our barrio friend Daniel nowhere man. It seems that Daniel was wearing at least 100 dollars worth of saftey gear so he could be seen by approaching automobiles. Well based on our constable traffic report it seemed que he was wearing too much **** que he blinded la comadra Martha Jimmenz who was making a right turn and ran him over while she covered her eyes. Charges are pending. The conditions of Daniel were unknown when we printed this story.
Well that’s it for today, and remember to have a great tejano day, count down for years tejano roots , and maybe this will be our year.