Hejola report for 12032007.
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Kingsville, tx hello again I am Jonathon Barrio con a recap hejola report for 2007. Now for our barrio headline news:]
A bunch of seniors do a good deed in the hood.
clown fest turns brutal.
And finally el constable cadena called into our hood pick drunk chick.
How many times have we tired not to pick up any chicks at bars especially after the 1:30 a.m. well this is the case con Mike Chavarava. It seems que esta vato took la senorita Julia Childes Moreno home with him after he met her at the bar this passed Saturday nite at around 1:30 a.m. He didn’t realize que Julia is one of those drunks que likes to talk about the pass regardless if you were involved or not when she gets pretty wasted. Well this was the case que esta chick drank a few more beers at mikes home and felt que she was being taken advantage of back in September of 2004. By her recalling that awful night lead her to fighting and screaming at esta poor vato mike. Well when the cops showed up con el constable cadena, they realized que it was Julia causing some **** over here at mikes home. No charges were filed against anyone but did ask Julia if she wanted a ride home.
First of all we would like to reported last week a bank robbery in was thwarted when three wise men, aged 90. 92, and 83, Pinned a 75-year-old robber to the ground and held him until constable cadena arrived. The three elders were awarded the “let me put the finger award “ by the bank officials for their good deed. /
Yesterday after noon a 811 call came to el constable cadena que there was a big ass fight going on at the annual clown fest at the Westinghouse barrio mall. It seems que ever year the clown fest has had its problems. El constable was assisted by el ojo junior barrio security force 666 in breaking up the fight at the mall. Once again chingos de clowns were strapping it on inside the mall. After the el constable got it under control 17 clowns were arrested along con there clown company leaders. El clown de south side got 4 of its members arrested, los clowns y bubbles 7 of their members got arrested and six who in the hells know what clown company they belonged also got arrested. All 17 clowns are still in jail pending bond.On reason that this clowns were not released earlier was because this bunch had been in trouble before.
Ok there you have it. Have a great tejano day.
