If Obama had half a brain, his butt would be lopsided.
Tip o'the hat to Luke
President Obama is to statesmanship as an Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Tip o'the hat to Henry
Q. What is Barack Obama's favorite lunch meat?
A. Mao Tse Tongue.
Tip o'the hat to Meyer
The aliens forgot to remove Obama's anal probe.
Tip o'the hat to Elliott
If Barack Obama had been the Commander in Chief of the Sioux and the Cheyenne, George Armstrong Custer would have died of old age.
Tip o'the hat to Dwight
America is the china shop; Obama is the bull.
Tip o'the hat to H. L. Mencken
Q. What would you get if you crossed Albert Einstein with Barack Obama?
A. E = MC Hammer
Tip o'the hat to Stanley
Q. Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States?
A. Jimmy Carter had laryngitis.
Tip o'the hat to Poetsarena.com
Barack Obama told Oprah Winfrey that he deserves to get a "good, solid B-plus" for his first year as President. He also claimed that Bo, the White House dog, ate the economy.
Tip o'the hat to Angela