Where is that song? We're having a Redneck Christmas! I got my wife a new set of re-treads for my pickup truck. Then she says, "Aint he the sweetest thing?" and gives him a big smooch!

this what you're looking for?

Twelve-pack of Bud
Eleven Wrestling tickets
Ten o' Copenhagen
Nine years probation
Eight table dancers
Seven packs of Redman
Six cans of Spam
Five flannel shirts
Four big mud tires
Three shotgun shells
Two hunting dogs
... And some parts to a Mustang GT

That's one of them...it's fun too!

the other line to the one I'm thinking of is put runners under the outhouse and we're using it for a sled

Christmas fun you done got into the moonshine eggnog.

Redneck Christmas (The Knickerbockers)

We're havin' a redneck christmas
With traditional possum stew (yee-haw)
We're havin' a redneck christmas
Hope Santa brings a little rabbit too (yum yum)

Got Paw new chaw redman
Maw a brand new spit cup (phtoeey)
And I got my wife a brand new set
Of re-treads for my pickup truck

(Ain't he the sweetest thang)

Oh we ain't nevr seen ther raindeer,
But we painted the bulls nose red (moo)
Put runners under the outhouse
And we're usin' it fer a sled
(Darn fool idiots what're doin?

Sorry didn't know you was in there grandpaw,
Merry Christmas now ya hear?
Well, I got yer merry christmas right here ,
Come back with thet catalog)

We're havin' a redneck christmas
TP'd the whole front yard,
Put big red bows on the hound dogs
Turned the lights on all the cars (howls)
I love a redneck christmas

It's a simple kinda life
You buy one gift and that takes care
Of yer cousin and yer wife

I went downtown to see Santy Claus,
Gave a dollar to one of them legs
(Here you go shorty)
So Santa'd bring a man for daughter,
After all she's near bout' twelve
(Poor thing she'll be a spinster soon)

We're havin' a redneck christmas
Hung our stockings on the stove,
On the stove (sizzle)
Hope Santa brings us big stuff
'Cause the little stuff falls thru the toes, falls thru the toes

We's havin' a redneck christmas
With homemade moonshine eggnog (glug glug)
I took a little swig
Thought it needed more kick
Throwed in a little toe de frog

(burp, hic, ribbit, hic, ribbit)



(Hic)

See the thread by Superglide about Christmas Songs. He has Redneck Christmas by Ray Stevens video and others. My kids enjoyed listening to them. Thanks Superglide.

b**** please that song was Jeff Foxworthy"s redneck 12 days of Christmas with Bill Engvall. great song

Thank you my2cents! That's the one I was thinking of! LOL

i found the lyrics but no recording of a song and don't recall ever hearing it. never heard of the knickerbockers either. maybe spinwell can find the youtube recording for us.

I believe this is what you're lookin for:

Thank You b**** please! ROFLMAO

you're very welcome, and have a Merry Christmas!!

I was waiting on the Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck! LOL