Clark said Merry Christmas to me. How dare he? Dog Killer! Where's Eddie? Eddie is a sweetiepie. He got Clark his boss for Christmas. Did he get a Thank You? No!
Remember my first Vacation with Clark? He tied my little Dinky to the bumber...Dog Killer! I'll betcha it was all because Dinky wet on the picnic basket, but I didn't mind. I wish those cops would have got Clark on Christmas Vacation...didn't they know he was a Dog Killer? I've come back as a ghost to haunt him. He stuck me on the luggage rack! In the rain! Left me on a lawnchair! He should be behind bars! I can come back in many forms. I was the squirrel that jumped out of the tree at him!