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She's the diamond of the desert, She's the golden flower of spring, She's the yellow rose of Texas...she can make a man a king!

When I die, I may not go to Heaven, Lord. Texas is as close as I've been.

I'm proud to be from Texas, but I thought this was rather funny:



THINGS I LEARNED FROM BEING RAISED (REARED) IN TEXAS

Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.

There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Texas .

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas , plus a couple no one's seen before.

If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

'Twiced' is a word.

People actually grow and eat okra

'Fixinto' is one word.

There is no such thing as 'lunch.' There is only dinner and then supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!

'Backwards and forwards' means I know everything about you!

Djeet is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'

You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.

You measure distance in hours. Like its 6 hours from Houston to Dallas .

You'll probably have to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.

'Fix' is a verb. Example: 'I'm fixing to go to the store.'

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

Yes, Friday night high school football games is serious football!

You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN car.

There are only four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.

100 degrees Fahrenheit is 'a little warm.'

We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.

Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' to Wally-World.'

A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean weather.

A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop. .. . . it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: 'What kind a coke you want?'

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no stinking driver's ed .. .. . if our mama says we can drive, we can drive.

EVERYONE can't be from Texas . You might say it's a gift from God!
And the most important thing we learn growing up in TEXAS is... IN GOD WE TRUST




A Texas Woman's favorite movie is Urban Cowboy...which leads me to my favorite song by Johnny Lee (I don't have all of the lyrics down, here's what I can remember):

I spent a lifetime lookin' for you
Single bars and goodtime lovers were never true
Playin' a fool's game, hopin' to win
And tellin' those sweet lies and losin' again
I was lookin' for love in all the wrong places
Lookin' for love in too many faces
Searchin' their eyes, looking for traces
Of what I'm dreamin' of, now that I found a friend and a lover
God bless the day I discover another heart, oh you
lookin' for love
You came a knockin' at my heart's door
You were everything I'd been searchin' for
No more lookin' for love in all the wrong places

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Are there any other Texans here?

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Yellow Rose of Texas
Are there any other Texans here?

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Yepper Right here!!! Rose of Texas What part of Texas are you in? (Dallas area here)

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seeing the marty robbins video reminded me that i heard on the radio today that he died 27 yrs ago today. doesnt seem like its been that long ago. what a talent he was !

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i lived on Galveston Island for 29 years, but came back to WV in 2007. I have family still living there.

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I am loving all of the videos! Thank you for posting. I am from Killeen. It is so beautiful in Texas. But it's beautiful here, too! The country is so peaceful. Thank God for internet shopping. I miss the warmth, I'm here in West Virginia, in all of the cold!

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