I have seen a van that is white with orange blinking lights on it. I think it says that it is conducting reasearch. What exactly is this vehicle, and what is it doing?
will that elusive creature ever rest or will it contuine to lurk in the shadows of the woods near the homes of those who drink to much moonshine or take too much lsd or just have no life.only they know the answer to this question .
wow old rocker that makes some sense maybe hes actually using the van to sell jerky or he could be one of the sheriffs new informents you know how big foot is always sneeking around peeking in windows at night.
did peewee herman ever get that job with them as ethics and morality supervisor?hope hes not in the van with big foot anything could happen then.i recall them sending the van out to my house after i told one of thier employees off a big wig they insisted that my cable was interfearing with one of the scopes reception ,funny thing was i didnt have cable i had a dish.you should of seen the look on his face whe i said that and told him to get off my property ,big foot or peewee herman would of come up with a better lie to tell for snooping around my property when they thought i wasnt there.at least big foot would of had some jack links jerky and peewee would of had a movie or 2 all this nrao employee had was a stupid look on his face and a real desire to leave quickly.guess they got that interferance problem fixed.funny he didnt notice the dish mounted on the 4x4 next to the window he was trying to peek in ,hey maybe it was big foot in drag as a human either way he sure was in a hurry to leave for some reason i think it was a .40 reason but i cant recall that part as clear as he did from the angle he had.he was awfully pale to be a bigfoot and a little short but he didnt use toliet paper at that moment and clearly need some so he could of been a big foot between that and peeking in the back window instead of knocking on the front door he drove by .
who had the gun elvis or dick ? probally looking for my house but the powers that be are not smart enough to know i moved years ago but they have hired a formitable hit team with elvis ,dick,peewee and bigfoot.
I think they are looking for aliens. The little green ones that are hiding out behind my house. They were having a jam session with Michael Jackson and Elvis and several others that have long passed away. Guess what they were eating deer meat that Dick Chenney shot with his cap gun. It was very tasty too.
I think it was Dick, so as long as your not a lawyer you'll prob be safe.
Elvis ate all of Bigfoots beef jerky, he did that because Bigfoot at his peanut-butter and banana sandwiches, and you know what happens when the big guy eats too much fruit... (!)
Thats why Dick is waaay in the back of the van just itchin' to shoot someone. cough!sideshowbobCough!, 'scuse me.
dont worry i will watch my backside .i wonder who in charge of that motly crew elvis ,bigfoot or dick?if they find aliens will they perform experiments or make congressmen out of them im just not sure .norm you should hide out the aliens might come for your socks just like they did for al bundys.
.... .i wonder who in charge of that motly crew elvis ,bigfoot or dick?.......
They dropped by my place yesterday evening, they wanted my wireless modem but I bribed them to forget about it with a bag of jerky and a couple of peanut butter and bacon sandwiches, oh yea, and a box of shotgun shells for Dick.
Merry Christmas guys!
I invited them in and we chatted for a while, I think Elvis is in charge, or at least he makes suggestions and then pouts if the others don't go along with him.
Dick and I played Grand Theft Auto (he just loves it) while Elvis and Bigfoot raided my fridge.
As they were leaving Dick asked if I knew who sideshowbob was, I said "no, I have no idea." Dick walked away cursing under his breath while rolling a shotgun shell across his knuckles.
so, sideshowbod, I hear Florida is great this time of year, ever been there? Might be a good time to take a vacation!
well old rocker thanks for the heads up i was worried that who cares might be looking for me with his gang of sheep thugs but now that dick is on my trail im actually worried ,and with bigfoot in tow im scared im out of jerky .yes florida is nice this time of year thats where i live in viera its coastal central florida not far from cocoa beach.i live in a gated community so i was not worried about who cares comming for me he would see the gate and become confused unable to access it and go away but dick elvis and bigfoot would figure it out . just wait till a car goes in and follow or walk around the edge darn i could be in trouble got to get me some jerky and bacon and peanut butter just not sure how to deal with dick maybe who cares can give me some advice hes so smart im sure he knows how to handle dick.
.....yes florida is nice this time of year thats where i live .....
Well there you went and gave away your position! I didnt see a laptop in the van but you can bet who cares will flag them down and clue them in, maybe even join the posse..
slideshowbob
...... maybe who cares can give me some advice hes so smart im sure he knows how to handle dick.
Im sure that who cares can handle ,,, er,, Mr Cheny, just as well as he can handle, well, himself....
Dick was sitting in the back because all the elves were up front looking for the reindeer that the hunters shot at and missed. lol
Good thing no one told the elves that Dick was the one shot at the reindeer, boy would he be in trouble then!!
I don't think Dick's going to be on santas good list for a few moor years yet anyway.
your right they might bring who cares with then he might challange me to a duel all i have is a single shot .22 pistol and who cars has a repeating cap gun but like him its harmless it just keeps going off and is loud.ill just have to move i guess darn dick c is like a bird dog he will never give up good bye cruel world this is probally the end of me dick c or big foot will get me for sure perhaps i still have time to catch the next flight to the planet zoldar.old rocker do you nthink if i say im sorry who cares will send them the wrong way? or could it be hes put a bounty on my head ooooooo no im doomed i say doomed.
wow i got scared today old rocker my door bell rang and when i looked out it looked like bigfoot at my door but it was just michelle obama collecting money for ale gores next global disaster plan .she really looks a lot like old big foot.i sure hope who cares dont get the confused with his sheep and elvis dont try to eat all of them.
