Let's get down the fiddle and pick up the bow, kick up our heels and put on a show
Up and down main street all through the night
It's Durbin on a Saturday night
The old bar's closed and the druggies are closed in
The rest of us can go out and have fun again
It's Durbin on a Saturday night
The old library's open, We're playin' pool in there
Cute little couples are smoochin' everywhere
Pretty girl's on the yellow line, gettin' guys to stare
Standin' there, wavin' her flag in the air
They're revvin' up their engines, gonna race their muscle cars
All of this is more fun than sittin' in that bar
It's Durbin on a Saturday night
Don't just sit there
We're takin' back what's ours
Hurry up and get busy shinin' up those cars
The women are waitin'
Pool table's leveled out
Kick up your heels and have a little shout
It's Durbin on a Saturday night
Laugh alot and get out there and sing it with us! Light up main street and take it back! If you wanna make the bar interesting, try Coyote Ugly style!
I may be headed to Nashville to be a songwriter, ROFLMAO. Next I may come up with an extended version of "Gettin' Down on the Farm" by the old drive-in in Bartow, ROFLMAO.
On Friday nights in Bartow, next to the old drive-in, we would have alot of fun! I decided not to rewrite this, because it's better and says it all, just like it is! Just bring a bunch of food for a cookout! I hope it doesn't become Woodstock, though. Remember, stay out of the hay! ROFLMAO
Wanna see a movie? Get those cars tricked out like on Pimp My Ride! Maybe they'll be a van with the slide out HDTV on the door! But if the van is rockin', don't bother knockin'...ROFLMAO
Every Friday night there's a steady cloud of dust
That leads back to a field filled with pickup trucks
Got old Hank cranking way up loud
Got coolers in the back
Tailgates down
There's a big fire burnin' but don't be alarmed
It's just country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm
Ed's been on the tractor ain't seen Becky all week
Somebody said they seen 'em heading down to the creek
Farmer Johnson's daughters just pulled up in a jeep
Man he knows how to grow 'em if ya know what I mean
Old Dave's gettin' loud but he don't mean no harm
We're just country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm
You can have a lot of fun in a New York minute
But there's some things you can't do inside those city limits
Ain't no closing time
Ain't no cover charge
Just country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm
Well you can come as you are
There ain't no dress code
Just some rural route rules that you need to know
Don't mess with the bull
He can get real mean
Don't forget to shut the gate
Stay out of the beans
If it starts to rainin' will just head to the barn
We're country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm
You can have a lot of fun in a New York minute
But there's some things you can't do inside those city limits
Ain't no closing time
Ain't no cover charge
Just country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm
Ain't no closing time
Ain't no cover charge
Just country boys and girls gettin' down on the farm
Blue lights flashin in my rear view,
The Sherriff said, "boy, I shouldve known it was you",
You got 14 people in the back of this truck,
I warned you twice, now I'm writin you up,
I said, "Officer, what have I done?"
He smiled and said, "Boy you're havin to much fun!"
Too much fun! Whats that mean?
It's like too much money, there's no such thing,
It's like a girl too pretty, with too much class,
Be'in too lucky, a car too fast,
No matter what they say I've done,
I aint never had too much fun!
Theres a fight bout every friday night, at the "Upper Inn",
Me and some local boys just have to join in,
They throw us all out and close the bar,
I say, "Lets go party, the nights still young",
Cause I aint never had too much fun!
Too much fun, whats that mean?
It's like too much money, theres no such thing,
Like a girl too pretty, with too much class
Bein too lucky, a car too fast,
No matter what they say I've done,
I aint never had too much fun!
I'm a holley terror, a tornado
Wind me up, turn me loose and let me go!
Too much fun, whats that mean"?
It's like too much money, theres no such thing
Like a girl too pretty, with too much class
Bein too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say I've done
I aint never had too much fun
No matter what they say we've done
We aint never had too much fun
Give us the reigns and let us run
Cause we aint never had too much fun
