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We Have Our Own Mr. Fixit!

Under the new law enforcement system in Pocahontas County with Prosecutor Meadows-Price and her able assistant J.L. Clifton we now have a new more tolerant attitude toward speeding. If you are caught 31 mph over the posted speed limit, you can get Assistant Prosecutor J.L. Clifton to fix your ticket. He can shave 32 mph off your charges with a stroke of his pen.

This is a speeding special that may not last so be sure to check it out with Donna or J.L. and see if this was just a Charleston special, a CPA special, or a scenic highway special. We don't know for sure when this discount goes off so you may need to act fast to claim your deduction.

You now can go 75 mph up by Foodland, 75 through Huntersville, and 70 through Minnehaha. The current deal is a $29 fine. That's less that a dollar for each mile over the speed limit.

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Re: We Have Our Own Mr. Fixit!

Poor Stinkwell, a supposed educator, and what a scary thought that is, or in his case, WAS. The "speeder" was caught doing 76 in a 45 zone; J.L. dropped it to 75 in a 45 zone; big deal; a 1 mph drop; hardly the 32 mph drop Stinky-who-can't-read leads us to believe.

Re: We Have Our Own Mr. Fixit!

Norman, the reason no one takes you seriously, is that you distort facts continuously to your own end. One percent of the time, you may be right, but because your credibility is gone, everything you distort is dismissed as typical Norman B.S.

The facts of this particular speeding ticket prove once again how you are prone to distortion.

Re: We Have Our Own Mr. Fixit!

I am very careful to post the "facts" as you can see! I went down to the magistrate's office to get the documents. Now I am trying to figure out where that 45 mph zone is on the scenic highway. Was it approaching a stop?

Stay focused here!!!! It was only a $29 dollar fine for speeding 74 in a 45!!!!

Re: We Have Our Own Mr. Fixit!

Duh, the fines have always been that low, it is the court costs that are expensive. $1 per mile over the speed limit is what it says on the books. Somebody is too focused on trying to be one of the Hardy boys.

Re: We Have Our Own Mr. Fixit!

The speed limit on the scenic highway is 45 mph.

Re: We Have Our Own Mr. Fixit!

You should listen to your own advice Normy: Here are your own words: "If you are caught 31 mph over the posted speed limit, you can get Assistant Prosecutor J.L. Clifton to fix your ticket. He can shave 32 mph off your charges with a stroke of his pen."

So, as you say, let's stay focused here. And the focus is on your continuing distortion of the facts. J.L. dropped a HUGE, EARTH SHATTERING TWO (2) MPH OFF THE TICKET, from 76 to 74 mph, AND NOT 32 mph as your DISTORTION says.

AND, J.L. does not set the fine, the Magistrate does that. And the other poster is right: the fines are generally kept low on all speeding tickets due to the excessive court costs. By the way, look it up, the maximum speeding fine, first time offender is a maximum of $100.00. So, Normy, big deal. A $29 fine with the court costs that are five times more than the fine itself is more than reasonable.

Not everything is a conspiracy or corruption as your poor mind leads you to believe.

Re: We Have Our Own Mr. Fixit!

You are starting to see that J.L. Clifton is not my favorite lawyer!!! Thanks for noticing!!!!

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