§tèvë

Sep 24, 07 - 8:48 PM

A twist on Life

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without the one make him a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession, but I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Rikki

Sep 25th, 2007 - 7:39 AM

Re: A twist on Life

You forgot my favourite Steve,

Madness is hereditary.... we get it from our kids!!!!

nutter frm bristol

Oct 7th, 2007 - 3:05 AM

Re: A twist on Life

how can i possibley help my guy wen im totelly fucked i suffer frm chronic anxity my doc says an cnt stop myself from my thoughts EVER im sooooooo fuckin angrey wid dirtey nonces wanna b like a bonney n clyde double act cause they dnt stop they they dnt c anything wrong wid it a nonce turned my bro and dad against me an ill never b able 2 hav them in my life again so my guy is the only MAN who has ever believed or had the bollocks 2 stand up 4 me and isnt scared of that peice of cat shit so i hold onto him soooo tight an if i think im losing him i start panicing and im tired of feeling scared all the time i dont need this and neither does he dunno wat 2 do ever i jus sit in my aunties house day in and day out controlled by my fears ie the nonce wnt wnt me happy so hell kill me or my guy because he really hates me cause i didnt keep my mouth shut my guy cnt deal with his own stuff an mine sud i leave him its my annaversere an i dnt ever cope very well so we sud b apart but that will b soooo shit 2 cunts r ruining our lives an i cant get a grip ov this plus i feel like u dnt like me cause ima contel freak yeah i know i am so ur rite sos 4 buggin u 2day i bug my guy 2 sos thanx 4 helpin my manxxxx

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§tèvë Sep 24, 07 - 8:48 PM	A twist on Life Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway. Life is sexually transmitted. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without the one make him a sandwich. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence? In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession, but I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Rikki Sep 25th, 2007 - 7:39 AM	Re: A twist on Life You forgot my favourite Steve, Madness is hereditary.... we get it from our kids!!!!
nutter frm bristol Oct 7th, 2007 - 3:05 AM	Re: A twist on Life how can i possibley help my guy wen im totelly fucked i suffer frm chronic anxity my doc says an cnt stop myself from my thoughts EVER im sooooooo fuckin angrey wid dirtey nonces wanna b like a bonney n clyde double act cause they dnt stop they they dnt c anything wrong wid it a nonce turned my bro and dad against me an ill never b able 2 hav them in my life again so my guy is the only MAN who has ever believed or had the bollocks 2 stand up 4 me and isnt scared of that peice of cat shit so i hold onto him soooo tight an if i think im losing him i start panicing and im tired of feeling scared all the time i dont need this and neither does he dunno wat 2 do ever i jus sit in my aunties house day in and day out controlled by my fears ie the nonce wnt wnt me happy so hell kill me or my guy because he really hates me cause i didnt keep my mouth shut my guy cnt deal with his own stuff an mine sud i leave him its my annaversere an i dnt ever cope very well so we sud b apart but that will b soooo shit 2 cunts r ruining our lives an i cant get a grip ov this plus i feel like u dnt like me cause ima contel freak yeah i know i am so ur rite sos 4 buggin u 2day i bug my guy 2 sos thanx 4 helpin my manxxxx