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Teresa
May 13, 08 - 4:46 PM |
Suzies Jokes Thread
A whole thread just for you honey 
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Suzie
May 21st, 2008 - 3:05 PM |
Re: Suzies Jokes Thread
Hey I found it, thanks Teresa glad you mentioned it, I would never have known if you hadn't of said anything xxx
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Suzie
May 21st, 2008 - 3:22 PM |
Re: Suzies Jokes Thread
Here's one to start the thread off Private part died today:- An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were f orgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well," he replied, *"Today's the viewing."* |
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PinkAngel
May 21st, 2008 - 3:39 PM |
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Suzie
May 22nd, 2008 - 3:42 PM |
Re: Suzies Jokes Thread
Crabs..... A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, Australia, with a box of uncooked frozen crabs. A female crew member took it and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Shortly before landing, she announced to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up. So she took them home and ate them herself. |
Carol
 May 22nd, 2008 - 8:22 PM |
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Linda Gibson
May 22nd, 2008 - 10:39 PM |
Re: Suzies Jokes Thread
Am I allowed to tell a joke on here? well I will any way..... Where was the queen crowned?.... on her head, of course!!
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Suzie
May 23rd, 2008 - 3:59 PM |
Re: Suzies Jokes Thread
Of course you are Linda, anyone can come in and join me xxx  A blonde joke, (no offence meant) To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment building to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, he fell asleep and sunburned his John Thomas. Being very determined, he decided not to miss his date with a hot blonde, so, he put some ointment on the beast and wrapped it in gauze. The young man's date, a beautiful blonde, showed up at his apartment for the promised home cooked meal, and was treated to a feast. After they finished with the dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie. During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused. A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief. The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his John Thomas immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the Blonde exclaimed, "SO, THAT'S HOW YOU RELOAD THOSE THINGS"!
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Carol
May 23rd, 2008 - 4:10 PM |
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Michelle F
May 23rd, 2008 - 4:14 PM |
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It's the way she tells em!!!!
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Teresa
May 23rd, 2008 - 5:40 PM |
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Brilliant babe
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